Comments on: toilet trauma and class notes (not an entirely appropriate post)

By: admin

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:20:23 +0000

Beth - I like the dry run idea. But as far as peeing like you mean it goes, what about post stream trickle? I’m going to work on this problem, and I swear I’ll report back to the internet.

Chris - Yeah, I guess standing to pee would attract some stares, but surely one of the onlookers would think, “hey, that’s kind of awesome,” right? Plus, the funnel’s more portable.

GG - To be fair, we weren’t IN the bar that sells sex games (which we don’t purchase), only the bathroom, I promise. And as far as hygiene goes, really, squatters aren’t so bad - you don’t actually touch any surfaces. Also,I tend to exaggerate things for laughs, I swear…

By: GG

GG — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:26:33 +0000

Since I have a quite natural concern anyway for your going around to bars, especially where sex–oh, right, sex GAMES–are on offer, I like the idea of your going around with a toilet seat with foldable legs. I have to think that would confer some kind of natural protection, but I can’t really let myself dwell on protection from WHAT.

By: chris

chris — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 01:35:06 +0000

@anne

Ah, the femme-funnel. I don’t understand why these aren’t more popular in China. Actually, I guess I should say I don’t understand why HYGIENIC, Western style toilets still haven’t caught on more in China. Anyway, you think you got stared at squatting as it is? Imagine the reaction when someone walked in and saw you peeing standing up!

Another option is something like this
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000CN9CN6/totalescape-20
except it doesn’t have a bag on it. They make it for old people who are too old to squat, and I’ve seen them at many grocery stores. You know, if you don’t feel strange carrying around a toilet seat with foldable legs to bars.

By: beth

beth — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:24:29 +0000

In my experience, squat toilets only work for girls if you shoot the pee out as hard as you can. This way it goes into the toilet. If you are tentative, it drips around your ankles.

Maybe you should go back to the communal toilet and pretend to pee, while taking notes on how the other girls do it.

By: admin

admin — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:48:05 +0000

Aaiieee, she SAT on it?! I need a shower just after reading that.

Also, I know it’s ridiculous, but I can’t figure out the physics of it! I need a training squatter or something to practice with, because I’m so scared to try leaving the pants on and accidentally… you know… How is it that I’m 25 years old and can’t use the bathroom properly?

I’m really thinking my best bet is to just buy one of these - http://www.mysweetpee.com/.

Also, 9 Dragons sounds like a plan.

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:29:52 +0000

First, some of the GAC 1 girls preparing to go to the US asked me if we have feminine products - except they said “things girls need every month.” I explained we did and also that there is a more equal proportion of the 2 options (unlike here).

Second, I can’t believe you take your pants OFF. More importantly, I can’t believe you just told the world that you do, although it is befitting your blog’s title. You do not, however, beat my friend’s friend who thought that it was a very low version of our Western toilets and sat on it.

Third, I too have been given the opportunity to use a less-than-private facility, including ones without doors, but have always declined. So I give you props for actually doing it, which I’m going to say cancels out the pants thing. I hope you can find and purchase more skirts at 9 Dragons next weekend.